So here we delve into a mind and house full of anything that is the norm.
But then again what the fuck is the norm? A umbrella in the rain? A tooth pick up a dick? A head in the freezer?
Day 1: starts with a shit attempt at starting a blog. Due to the fact I enter my berth year as 2014 into googles fascist age limiting proxy to an nonexistent fetus being able to express it's self. As all nonexistent fetuses know were very opinionated and like to force our views on everything and anything that has a heartbeat!
Enough with the fetus and beating old ladies with Doritos loco tacos bullshit or what ever is the new chemically injected craze!
So here we will start with the family! 3 dogs and 2 cats! All have there own version of psychosis and schizophrenia mixed with a potential to sink a oil tanker with there capacity to shit a tanker to the bottom of the ocean floor!
Cats first! Cause pussy is always first!!! Kitty: he's 10 and has the temperament of a mongoose high on meth . No regards for anyone, touch him, pet him, try to love him he will fuck your hands wilth his claws of Zeus. Of corse with love!!!
The new kid/kitten! Aka mr stich Murphy: he's 4 months old or some shit. This little guy is like a 12 year old kid from the city,, that steals your money and then makes you feel bad about itt!! Biggest little manipulator I know!! Little shit will cry in your right ear, then sprint to the left and lick your carls jr ranch sauce!!!
We'll enough for tonight.!!! To much drink and smoke, tomorrow we can talk the shit that is dogs
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