Dogtards high on sniff

Day 2? or 3...Depends on how we want to count this honestly, eh never mind. train of thought just left station for la la land.

Sooo back to where I think we ended this steaming pile of blog off last night. Dogs! I paused at that exclamation point for about 5 minutes to watch a dog toss a half decapitated mouse toy in the air, a celebration of stuffed fluffy toy death... hold in mouth then fling into the air, circle circle the corpse then repeat till something happens? Maybe stuffed angels from petco come down and take pity on the cotton soul-filled creature that is ripped to shreds in mere moments cause the god that creates such stuffed creatures is a 10 year old child in a Cambodian sweat shop with the sewing skills of a blind dude with Elephantiasis.

Back to the dogs..... starting with the bitch, cause bitches always come first!(if your good)

Freya: The only female quadruped in this house about 3 years old. she is the typical Chihuahua except longer hair and big ears, that go well with her goofy face and demeanor. She likes to play police when the other two dogs play by barking at them like some short fat teacher trying to break up a school yard fight with a whistle from 50 yards away.

Rowan: where to start? I guess imagine a 15 pound blonde fox that parachuted into Colombia's cocaine fields and spent his first years of his life living off of coca leaves and cocaine infused water. He's a fucking nut and that's an understatement, the guy puts the Tasmanian devil to shame. He has the ability to play fight with three separate animals at once, moving from one fight to another with the biggest shit eating grin one can have without having your jaw recede to the back of your skull like some shit out of a fucked up horror movie.

Loki: This guy is the OG or OD, our first dog and a big one at that for a yellow lab. He bounces between 90 and a 100 pounds depending on how much food he can sneak in! He once almost ate himself to death no joke, for the low cost of 1300 bills! But I'm sure he was the happiest of dogs in that moment stuffing his face like honey boo boos mom on a all inclusive trip to buffet land. Beside that, he is a lover of interpretive shallow water dog dancing and competitive rawhide speed eating contest.

well I think that's enough for poor grammar and trying to squeeze thoughts from my alcohol infused brain tonight. until next time I........